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Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...

Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.

Various things You'll Never Hear
aWoman Say To Another Woman


  • #1. That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?
  • #2. Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I'll go introduce myself!
  • #3. His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I'm happy for them both.
  • #4. If he doesn't let me hold the remote, I get all moody.
  • #5. He earned more than I do, so I broke up with him.

  • #6. I'm sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day!
  • #7. We're redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the color choices!
  • #8. He talks our relationship to death! It's making me crazy!
  • #9. Why can't I find a guy who'll have a wild carefree night of sex and then just go his separate way for once?
  • #10. I just realized -- my butt doesn't look fat in this -- my butt is fat!

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