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  • # 10 Does this come in children's sizes?
  • # 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
  • # 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
  • # 7 Mom will love this.
  • # 6 Oh, the size won't matter. She's inflatable.

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  • # 5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
  • # 4 Will you model this for me???
  • # 3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
  • # 2 $45?? You're just going to end up NAKED anyway !!
  • # 1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that !!!

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