Top lines used by women
to reject and crush
the male sex drive....
- 1.I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
- 2.There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)
- 3.I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
- 4.My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
- 5.I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
- 6.I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
- 7.It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
- 8.I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
- 9.I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
- 10.Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)
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