Various medical terms
known to confuse and baffle......

  • 1] Anti-body - Against everyone
  • 2] Artery - The study of fine paintings
  • 3] Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
  • 4] Barium - What you do after CPR fails
  • 5] Benign - What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
  • 6] Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y
  • 7] Cesaerean section - A district in Rome
  • 8] Cardiac arrest - Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville
  • 9] Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing
  • 10] CAT Scan - Searching for the kitty
  • 11] Cauterize - To make eye contact with a woman
  • 12] Charlie Horse - A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
  • 13] Colic - A sheep dog
  • 14] Coma - A punctuation mark
  • 15] Congenital - Friendly
  • 16] D&C - Where Washington is
  • 17] Dilate - To live long
  • 18] Enema - Not a friend
  • 19] Fester - Uncle
  • 20] Fibula - A small white lie
  • 21] Genes - What you wear cutting grass
  • 22] Genital - Not a Jew
  • 23] G.I. Series - A baseball game between teams of soldiers
  • 24] Hangnail - A coat hook
  • 25] Hemorrhoid - A male alien from outerspace
  • 26] Herpes - What a woman does when we stop at a rest area
  • 27] Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid
  • 28] Impotent - Distinguished, well known
  • 29] Labor pain - Getting hurt at work
  • 30] Medical staff - A doctor's cane
  • 31] Minor operation - Coal digging
  • 32] Morbid - A higher offer
  • 33] Nitrates - Cheaper than the day rates
  • 34] Node - Was aware of
  • 35] Organic - An organ work repairman
  • 36] Outpatient - A patient who has fainted
  • 37] Pap smear - A fatherhood test
  • 38] Paralyze - Two far fetched stories
  • 39] Pelvis - A cousin of Elvis
  • 40] Pharmacist - A person who makes living in agriculture
  • 41] Post-operative - A letter carrier
  • 42] Protein - In favor of young people
  • 43] Recovery room - Where they do upholstery
  • 44] Rectum - Dang near killed 'em
  • 45] Scalpel - What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
  • 46] Secretion - Hiding something
  • 47] Seizure - A Roman emperor
  • 48] Tablet - A small table
  • 49] Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport
  • 52] Tumor - An extra pair
  • 53] Urine - The opposite of "you are out"
  • 54] Vericose - Nearby
  • 55] Vein - Conceited

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