Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...

Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.

• 1. Various things not to say when in bed...
• 2. Various things not to say when pulled over by the police...
• 3. Various things not to say to the judge...
• 4. Various things not to say when in Victoria's Secret...
• 5. Various things not to say when picking up your date. (@her parents...)
• 6. Various things not to say when on a date...
• 7. Various things not to say when performing surgery...

• 8. Various things You'll Never Hear a Woman Say To Another Woman.
• 9. Various philosophers explanations of why the chicken crossed the road.
• 10. Various air travel terms known to be confusing...
• 11. Various medical terms known to confuse and baffle...
• 12. Various Reasons why Studying Is Better Than Sex!
• 13. Various Signs that You Have A Drinking Problem...
• 14. Murphy's Various Laws of Computing.
• 15. Lines used by women to reject & crush the male sex drive...
• 16.The obligatory BLONDE JOKES.
• 17.BAR JOKES 101 pt_1.
• 18.BAR JOKES 101 pt_2.
• 19.BAR JOKES 101 pt_3.
• 20.BAR JOKES 101 pt_4. A Brief History Of Real Estate Agents.
• 21.BAR JOKES 101 pt_5. Bar patrons - who are they?
• 22.BAR JOKES 101 pt_6. Bar patrons - who are they?
• 23.BAR JOKES 101 pt_7. Bar patrons - who are they?
• 24.BAR JOKES 101 pt_8. Bar patrons - who are they?
• 25.BAR JOKES 101 pt_9. The Five Stages of Drinking.
• 26.JOKES 101 pt_10. Answering Machine Messages :)
• 27.Assholes :)
• 28.Balls! :)
• 29.Hickbonics! :)
• 30.Alcohol Users Guide. :)
• 31.Evidence of party affiliation... #1
• 32.Evidence of party affiliation... #2
• 33.How To Identify A Republican. #1

Isn't it a shame that God gave men both a brain and a penis,
but not enough blood to run both at the same time!