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Murphy's
Laws of Computing.

  • 1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
  • 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
  • 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
  • 4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
  • 5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

  • 6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it is downright natural.
  • 7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
  • 8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
  • 9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
  • 10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
  • 11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

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