Nasty Jokes, adult humor & reasons to drink!
Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...
Unusual bytes of nasty
Evidence of party affiliation... #1
Q. Why is it that many Republicans have broken noses?
Q. Where can you find a good Republican?
Q. What’s the difference between a Republican and a gigolo?
Q. What’s the difference between a Republican and a vampire?
Q: How do you keep a Republican from drowning?
Q: How do you get a Republican out of a tree?
Q: What’s the difference between a Republican and a bucket of shit?
Q: What does a Republican typically say in a bar?
Q: What is the best way a Republican can prolong his life?
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?
Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
Q: What do you call 5,000 dead Republicans at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: How can you tell when a Republican is lying?
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Republican in the road?
Q: Why won’t sharks attack Republicans?
Q: Why are so many experimental labs now using Republicans instead of white rats?
Q: What do have when a Republican is buried up to his neck in sand?
Q. Why does the Deep South have so many Republicans and New Jersey have so many toxic waste dumps?
and the best for last . . .
Q. Why to Republicans wear neckties?
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