Nasty Jokes, adult humor & medical wisdom from the surgical operating theater!
Nasty jokes & the medical profession seem to go hand in hand... Well, as long as the joke is on someone else and in a magazine like Hustler. An incompetent is just as funny in the examining room or the operating theater or in malpractice court. Surgery is a particularily fun topic for generating humor. remember any of these lines from the movies?
Unusual bytes of nasty
Various things not to say
when performing surgery.....
- 1] Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- 2] Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
- 3] Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
- 4] Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.
- 5] Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
- 6] Rats, there go the lights again...
- 7] Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
- 8] Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- 9] Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off!
- 10] What's this doing here?
- 11] That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!
- 12] I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
- 13] Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- 14] Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- 15] OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
- 16] Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- 17] Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
- 18] She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!
- 19] Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
- 20] Nurse, get me a fresh beer.
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