Barjokes 101 pt_2
Remember these for those special times........
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbled instead into a podiatrist's office and weaved over to the receptionist. Without looking up she waved him over to the examination bed and said, "Stick it through that curtain."
Looking forward to something kinky, the drunk pulled out his penis and wagged it through the crack in the curtains.
"That's not a foot!" screamed the receptionist.
"Holy shit, lady, I never knew these places had a minimum!"
A very inebriated lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, "Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy." The bartender brought her a Martini, which she drinks in one gulp.
"Barbender, I would like another Martoutsy", again the bartender brought her a Martini. By this time the lady is leaning heavily forward, barely able to hang on. She called, "Barbender, your Martoutsys are giving me heartburn."
Patiently, the bartender came near her and said, "Lady, I am not a barbender, but a bartender, and what you have been drinking is not a Martoutsy, but a Martini, and finally, you do not have heartburn, your tit is hanging in the ashtray."
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