Jokes 101 pt_10
Assholes....... :-)
What constitutes an Asshole?

-Olaf dies in a fire. His body is burned so badly that the morgue needs someone to I.D. the body, so they call up his two friends, Swen and Lars. Swen goes in. The mortician pulls back the sheet. Swen says, "Yaa, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolls the body over, and Swen looks at his ass and says, "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician doesn't say anything, but he thinks that was kind of strange. Then he brings in Lars to I.D. the body. Lars looks at the body and says, "Yaa, he's burnt real bad. Roll him over." Lars looks down at his ass and says, "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician says, "How can you tell?" Lars answers, "Well, Olaf had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?"
"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town, everyone would say, 'Here comes Olaf with them two assholes.'"
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