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Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...

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This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"

"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"

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