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Nasty jokes are sometimes the only thing that keeps an adult webmaster going; well, beer helps make the nasty jokes funny... Anyway, here is some of that funny stuff that just could get you through the day (along with a big cold beer)...

Unusual bytes of nasty jokes wisdom.

Various things not to say
when picking up your date.....


  • 1) My parole officer thinks Debbie has a calming effect on me.
  • 2) Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
  • 3) Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?
  • 4) Can you believe it those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
  • 5) We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.

  • 6) Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
  • 7) Sarah is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
  • 8) Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
  • 9) There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sarah's will be okay too.
  • 10)Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost...

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